Voicemail / Disclaimer

[not_a_parakeet]

You've reached the voicemail of Warren Kenneth Worthington III. Apparently, I'm not able to take your call at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

If you're calling to tell me that someone's in trouble, tell me where we need to book the portal to, while you're at it.

BEEP!

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[solo_sword]

[From here!]

"No, I am definitely, definitely not into you. I don't know what great-grandmothers have to do with it but no. No. Why would this even come up?"

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