Voicemail / Disclaimer

[not_a_parakeet]

You've reached the voicemail of Warren Kenneth Worthington III. Apparently, I'm not able to take your call at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

If you're calling to tell me that someone's in trouble, tell me where we need to book the portal to, while you're at it.

BEEP!

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[onapalebicycle]

(from here!)

"I don't even know your girlfriend. And my sex life is none of your business. Go have sex with her instead of asking me if I'm getting any. Or jerk off or something. I don't care."

[not_a_parakeet]

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