Voicemail / Disclaimer

[not_a_parakeet]

You've reached the voicemail of Warren Kenneth Worthington III. Apparently, I'm not able to take your call at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

If you're calling to tell me that someone's in trouble, tell me where we need to book the portal to, while you're at it.

BEEP!

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[vanillajello]

"Hey, fake stepbrother! I was wondering if you'd like to give this whole 'hanging out' thing another shot, maybe tomorrow? Call me back, or come see me, I'll be down at the dance studio all morning." A pause. "This is Kate, by the way." Another pause. "And if you couldn't tell it was me, you can ignore this message, because I totally deserve to be remembered and recognized. Bye."