Intro - Action/Video

[not_onyourside]

[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless

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[notintehkitchen]

[This can't be happening. Why are there TWO of them here? One is bad enough.

Pyro isn't going to use video because she's absolutely horrified of either Spy seeing her face or hearing her voice.]

I'm sure the Snipers will be thrilled to see you.

Video

[notintehkitchen]

You'll make due.

[She's mean and she wants you to have your suit ruined.]

Re: Video

[not_onyourside]

You are not a very good welcoming party cher.

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[notintehkitchen]

Maybe, but I have my reasons.

[Her crazy ass mother showed up, it's hard to be in a good mood with that happening.]

[not_onyourside]

Eef eet ees any consolation I know your Mister Hawk from years ago and have no intention of harming him.

You see? I can be pleasant and agreeable.

[notintehkitchen]

You worked with him?

[That poor guy.]

[not_onyourside]

Oui. A long time ago. I am sure he ees just as sour as ever.

[notintehkitchen]

He's not so bad if you don't annoy him.

[Annoying him is rather easy so you can bet he certainly is just as sour.]

[not_onyourside]

And how does one 'not annoy' a Sniper?

[notintehkitchen]

First step is to not be a Spy.

Uh-oh, I think you're in trouble.

[not_onyourside]

And I had such high hopes too.

Do not worry, I will make him hot chocolate and he will forgive me.

[notintehkitchen]

As kind as you may try to be to Mr. Hawk, I do not think it will have an effect on him.

[not_onyourside]

Oui, eet will.

Not zhat he will let me drive him anywhere anymore. Even zhough he ees zhe one who crashed zhe truck.

Zhough I do not have eizzer of my cars here.

[Sulky sulk sulk.]

[notintehkitchen]

I'm sure you could hotwire one if need to.

[Don't give him any ideas, Pyro. Don't give him any ideas.

Wait a minute, did he say he crashed the truck?]

Hold on, how did he crash the truck?

[not_onyourside]

Zhink what you want of me, but I have never had need to hotwire a car. Zhat seems like somezzing Scout would know.

He ran eento a tree.

[After Spy drunkenly fell out the window.]

[Video]

[notintehkitchen]

[As she attempts to type something back, she instead ends up fumbling over the buttons with shaky hands at the revelation that Sniper is bad driver. The video feed plays to a scarred, wide-eyed woman who seems unsure what to say next.]

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