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[not_onyourside]

[Good evening Paradise, it's Valentine's Day and Spy is busily avoiding being anywhere near the RED base. Which means he's out being a nuisance, except now he has a small Shiba Inu puppy in tow. How does one amuse oneself on the holiday of love when you have no one to get naked with

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[meettheknife]

You 'ave too much time on your 'ands, mon ami.

Then they can suck icy engineer wrench

[meettheknife]

I do not 'ave a dog, so I suppose not. [He almost mentions wanting a cat, almost.]

I zhink a lot of people 'appen to like dogs.

Re: Then they can suck icy engineer wrench

[not_onyourside]

Where do I go for my free dog? I want one. I am only borrowing zhis one.

[meettheknife]

I do not zhink zey are free. Zough I believe Sniper's dog was a gift. You will 'ave to buy one if you want one.

[not_onyourside]

Hmm. Perhaps I will. Zhough zhis one ees razzer cute, eef a bit poofy.

[meettheknife]

In zhis weazher, being poofy seems practical. Zough it might shed on your suit.

[not_onyourside]

Nozzing a good lint brush will not fix. He cannot help his shedding.

[meettheknife]

If you say so. Are you certain you want zat breed?

[not_onyourside]

Eet would not be my first choice non. And I am not going to steal zhe Pyro's dog, I am not insane.

[meettheknife]

I never even considered zat. If you were to, you would suffer ze wrazh of bozh Sniper and Pyro, no Spy is zat silly.

[not_onyourside]

I am sure deazh would be zhe least of my worries een zhat case. And you would be surprised what some Spies have done een zhe past.

[meettheknife]

Sometimes zey rely far too 'eavily on "dumb luck". 'ave you sought about what breed you might be interested in? Per'aps a grey'ound?

[not_onyourside]

When I was younger I had a beauceron, but I doubt I could find one een zhis place. Or een America were I to somehow escape zhis place.

Nozzing small and fluffy zhough, I do not want to be wallowing een fur eef I can help eet.

[meettheknife]

Per'aps you should take a look at ze pet store, maybe you will fall in love.

[not_onyourside]

Zhere ees a pet store?

Perhaps I will. Zhough eef I live at zhe base I do not want Pyro to steal eet from me. She seems to hoard animals.

[meettheknife]

Oui, I can also give you directions for zat, if you like. [/has been staring at the cats every time he walks past.]

Hmm...a valid point. Is zere a way you could ward 'er off of it.