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This is Alec. Leave a message.

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[suitablyheroic]

"Look, you can't blame me for teaching him how to bite fire-breathing food, okay?!"

Click.

[ crazy phone day, natch. ]

[not_trivial]

[[continued here! which you know 'cuz it's you. but links are important. shh.]]