Voicemail

[not_tylerdurden]

You have reached the phone of Calvin the Great...oh and Hobbes too, however I'm far too busy being awesome to answer right now. So leave a message after the beep and one of us will get back to you.

Eventually.

Comments

[inneedofcoffee]

From here

I think we can safely say no amount of socks could make that possible. And Farmir would be crushed to hear you equate him with a girl. Even if he did have pretty hair.

[not_tylerdurden]

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