{Commentary} that one house vs RAVENCLAW
Hello, Hello, Hello! Testing, Testing! Ahem, welcome to today's match! Lovely to see you all again Ladies and Gents after yesterday's match between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. Is it hot out here, or is it just me? Well, of course it's me, but - I hope you all dressed accordingly because this match is guaranteed to be a hot one! It's Ravenclaw!! vs. [dryly] Slytherin.
Let's start off with the Ravenclaw team! First we have Captain and Beater Emiliana Guatalupe de Leon, her fellow Beater Abigail Hills, Chasers Muunokhoi Bor... jeee... gin... AND Wang Yao [Snickers] and Eduard Von Bock. Lastly, but not leastly, we have the keeper: Sindre Myhre~ Oh! And seeker Geoffrey Patterson! Now, I would happily be on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team if I could, ladies and gents, but who would provide you with such unbiased and fabulous commentary? Hahaha.
Oh yes. The other team. Captain and Beater Natalia Ar-LOVES-kaya~ she's so gorgeous~*~ I LOVE YOU NATALIA, WILL YOU PLEASE GO TO THE YULE BALL WITH ME? --oh, she's... she's mouning her broom and rushing up to meet me, I-- GYAH! That was close...! Sh-she threw a knife at me ladies and gentlemen... you almost witnessed the death of your commentator! Now next we have high-and-mighty Ivan Braginsky as Seeker - clearly second-best to Alfred F. Jones; the less-attractive Wang-brother Zhi as Chaser, along with the lovely Miss Mei Lin. Beater Tino Vlad... whatever, and the tiny Raivis Galante as keeper.
And last and certainly least is Arthur Kirkland. It's a miracle he can even get on that broom. Slytherin has such low standards for their tryouts that anyone can become chaser. Hear that first year Slytherins? If you can stay on a broom for more than five seconds, you too, can become a chaser like Arthu-- OW OW OW! I'm sorry, Professor!!
Antonio now takes the field to begin the game!
He releases the Quaffle! Yao is first to to the ball - hardly surprising. Arthur's so blind he probably cannot see i-- OW -- anyway! Yao throws the quaffle, oh but it's caught by Raivis Galante and then thrown to Miss Mei who tears down the field, throws it and - Score. Unsurprisingly, the first point by Slytherin is not because of Arthur Kirkland.
And now Kirkland actually has he Quaffle, he dodges an incoming tackle and--...20-0 Slytherin.
Oh, for the love of-- will someone please hit a bludger at him? A-ah, metaphorically, of course, Professor... h-hahaha...
Ouch! It looks like one of the Slytherin beaters just took a bludger to the stomac--Ah! Natalia! D-DON'T GIVE UP, MY SWEE--ah, she just hit one to Emi's stomach. And Ravenclaw and Slytherin's female beaters are fighting again! It looks like Sir Carriedo is going to break them u--ouch! Beater to the face! That's a penalty on Natalia - Ravenclaw now gets to take a penalty shot. Moon takes a shot and-- GOOOOOOOOAL! That's 20-10 Slytherin! Come on, Ravenclaw, you can do better than tha-- I MEAN, GO BOTH TEAMS -- Please don't hit me again, professor...
The quaffle goes to the least-attractive of the Kirklands, he tosses to Miss Mei who - for some reason - has tossed back to Arthur - big mistake. The stupid one shoots and--Score. Ugh, 30-10 Slytherin.
Arthur has the quaffle again, he goes for the goal and-- he misses! Ravenclaw has the quaffle now. Eduard Von Bock takes command, barrel rolls a side tackle from Miss Mei, shoots! Galante reaches for it aaaaand - Goal! 30-20 Slytherin.
[At the score of 120-130: Slytherin]
Emiliana and Natalia are at it again! Natalia shoots a bludger to Emiliana and, oh, she misses! The bludger rounds about and - stuck! - Miss Mei is down! She appears to have been injured by that bludger! Where are the beaters? Still bickering! Madame Pomfrey is now on the field carrying Miss Mei to the sidelines! With no substitutions in this game, it is now shifted to Advantage: Ravenclaw for having one more chaser! And not just that, but Slytherin also has Arthur Kirkland as a chaser, so it's 3 on 1 chasers! This is definitely going to be a victory for Ravencla-- OW OW OW, OKAY, OKAY I'LL STOP! --The... th-the Quaffle is anyone's now, but Eduard has taken control of it, he shoots - score! 130-130. This is close, ladies and gentlemen! Perhaps even more heated than yesterday's match! It's all riding on the Seeker's backs now! The snitch seems to be a difficult find this round, as both Ivan Braginsky and Geoffrey are still circling the stadium trying to locate it! Their eyes are definitely not as sharp as Jones's, but it's hardly surprising that Braginsky can't see anything past that huge nose of his! Huh? What? Oh, Ravenclaw has scored! 130 to 140: Ravencla---AH! ...N-Natalia just hit a bludger into the stands! Th-that's a technical foul! Ravenclaw gets another penalty shot. Wang Yao takes the shot and - Score! 150 to 130: Ravenclaw! This is starting to look like a match in Ravenclaw's favor!
Slytherin's worst player takes the quaffle, Arthur Sodding Kirkland tosses it to Zhi. Zhi shoots and- misses! The Quaffles goes from Sindre to Moon, Moon is tackled from either side by Zhi and Arthur! They have him in a tight shoulder hold! Moon dives, tosses the Quaffle skyward to Eduard. Eduard catches the quaffle and-- oh, drops it to avoid a bludger shot by Tino! Zhi handles the Quaffle, advances on the goals and-- score. Again. 140 to 150: Ravenclaw.
Moon tosses to Yao, Yao to Moon, Moon to Eduard, Eduard back to Yao, side-tackled by Zhi! Yao drops it, Eduard catches it! Eduard goes for the centre goal and-- Score! 160 to 140: Ravenclaw! Hear that, Arthur Kirkland? Your team is going DOWN. A-ah, I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry! I'll stop! I can't--! Eh? Bwah? WHAT? What do you mean Braginsky's caught the--
Well, you heard it from me folks. It looks like Slytherin is victor in this match. The score is now 290 to 160: Slytherin. Don't forget to come by this Friday for the finals! Gryffindor versus Slytherin, Commentated by yours Truly!
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Let's start off with the Ravenclaw team! First we have Captain and Beater Emiliana Guatalupe de Leon, her fellow Beater Abigail Hills, Chasers Muunokhoi Bor... jeee... gin... AND Wang Yao [Snickers] and Eduard Von Bock. Lastly, but not leastly, we have the keeper: Sindre Myhre~ Oh! And seeker Geoffrey Patterson! Now, I would happily be on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team if I could, ladies and gents, but who would provide you with such unbiased and fabulous commentary? Hahaha.
Oh yes. The other team. Captain and Beater Natalia Ar-LOVES-kaya~ she's so gorgeous~*~ I LOVE YOU NATALIA, WILL YOU PLEASE GO TO THE YULE BALL WITH ME? --oh, she's... she's mouning her broom and rushing up to meet me, I-- GYAH! That was close...! Sh-she threw a knife at me ladies and gentlemen... you almost witnessed the death of your commentator! Now next we have high-and-mighty Ivan Braginsky as Seeker - clearly second-best to Alfred F. Jones; the less-attractive Wang-brother Zhi as Chaser, along with the lovely Miss Mei Lin. Beater Tino Vlad... whatever, and the tiny Raivis Galante as keeper.
And last and certainly least is Arthur Kirkland. It's a miracle he can even get on that broom. Slytherin has such low standards for their tryouts that anyone can become chaser. Hear that first year Slytherins? If you can stay on a broom for more than five seconds, you too, can become a chaser like Arthu-- OW OW OW! I'm sorry, Professor!!
Antonio now takes the field to begin the game!
He releases the Quaffle! Yao is first to to the ball - hardly surprising. Arthur's so blind he probably cannot see i-- OW -- anyway! Yao throws the quaffle, oh but it's caught by Raivis Galante and then thrown to Miss Mei who tears down the field, throws it and - Score. Unsurprisingly, the first point by Slytherin is not because of Arthur Kirkland.
And now Kirkland actually has he Quaffle, he dodges an incoming tackle and--...20-0 Slytherin.
Oh, for the love of-- will someone please hit a bludger at him? A-ah, metaphorically, of course, Professor... h-hahaha...
Ouch! It looks like one of the Slytherin beaters just took a bludger to the stomac--Ah! Natalia! D-DON'T GIVE UP, MY SWEE--ah, she just hit one to Emi's stomach. And Ravenclaw and Slytherin's female beaters are fighting again! It looks like Sir Carriedo is going to break them u--ouch! Beater to the face! That's a penalty on Natalia - Ravenclaw now gets to take a penalty shot. Moon takes a shot and-- GOOOOOOOOAL! That's 20-10 Slytherin! Come on, Ravenclaw, you can do better than tha-- I MEAN, GO BOTH TEAMS -- Please don't hit me again, professor...
The quaffle goes to the least-attractive of the Kirklands, he tosses to Miss Mei who - for some reason - has tossed back to Arthur - big mistake. The stupid one shoots and--Score. Ugh, 30-10 Slytherin.
Arthur has the quaffle again, he goes for the goal and-- he misses! Ravenclaw has the quaffle now. Eduard Von Bock takes command, barrel rolls a side tackle from Miss Mei, shoots! Galante reaches for it aaaaand - Goal! 30-20 Slytherin.
[At the score of 120-130: Slytherin]
Emiliana and Natalia are at it again! Natalia shoots a bludger to Emiliana and, oh, she misses! The bludger rounds about and - stuck! - Miss Mei is down! She appears to have been injured by that bludger! Where are the beaters? Still bickering! Madame Pomfrey is now on the field carrying Miss Mei to the sidelines! With no substitutions in this game, it is now shifted to Advantage: Ravenclaw for having one more chaser! And not just that, but Slytherin also has Arthur Kirkland as a chaser, so it's 3 on 1 chasers! This is definitely going to be a victory for Ravencla-- OW OW OW, OKAY, OKAY I'LL STOP! --The... th-the Quaffle is anyone's now, but Eduard has taken control of it, he shoots - score! 130-130. This is close, ladies and gentlemen! Perhaps even more heated than yesterday's match! It's all riding on the Seeker's backs now! The snitch seems to be a difficult find this round, as both Ivan Braginsky and Geoffrey are still circling the stadium trying to locate it! Their eyes are definitely not as sharp as Jones's, but it's hardly surprising that Braginsky can't see anything past that huge nose of his! Huh? What? Oh, Ravenclaw has scored! 130 to 140: Ravencla---AH! ...N-Natalia just hit a bludger into the stands! Th-that's a technical foul! Ravenclaw gets another penalty shot. Wang Yao takes the shot and - Score! 150 to 130: Ravenclaw! This is starting to look like a match in Ravenclaw's favor!
Slytherin's worst player takes the quaffle, Arthur Sodding Kirkland tosses it to Zhi. Zhi shoots and- misses! The Quaffles goes from Sindre to Moon, Moon is tackled from either side by Zhi and Arthur! They have him in a tight shoulder hold! Moon dives, tosses the Quaffle skyward to Eduard. Eduard catches the quaffle and-- oh, drops it to avoid a bludger shot by Tino! Zhi handles the Quaffle, advances on the goals and-- score. Again. 140 to 150: Ravenclaw.
Moon tosses to Yao, Yao to Moon, Moon to Eduard, Eduard back to Yao, side-tackled by Zhi! Yao drops it, Eduard catches it! Eduard goes for the centre goal and-- Score! 160 to 140: Ravenclaw! Hear that, Arthur Kirkland? Your team is going DOWN. A-ah, I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry! I'll stop! I can't--! Eh? Bwah? WHAT? What do you mean Braginsky's caught the--
Well, you heard it from me folks. It looks like Slytherin is victor in this match. The score is now 290 to 160: Slytherin. Don't forget to come by this Friday for the finals! Gryffindor versus Slytherin, Commentated by yours Truly!
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