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[not_a_banshee]

I was almost eaten today. By almost eaten, I mean tied over the fire on a spit and almost cooked alive eaten. And I really don't care if "they were stuck back there," a certain someone needs to keep his damn hands to himself--at all times. And if he'd woken up when I told him to, we wouldn't have been caught by the cannibals anyway

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[unkillable]

HEY HEY. We got free and escaped, didn't we? ♥

[not_a_banshee]

Obviously, or we'd be dead now. Doesn't mean I appreciate what happened during it. And stop hearting.

[unkillable]

I thought I was gonna die again. You were the only hot chick within reach.

[not_a_banshee]

I don't care. Keep your hands away.

[unkillable]

.. You're buying me a video game?

[not_a_banshee]

...No. What does it look like I'm doing there?

[unkillable]

Haven't you abused me enough.

[not_a_banshee]

Stop giving me a reason to.

[emotenshi]

... That's true, actually. He's a dead man walking.

[not_a_banshee]

...what?

[emotenshi]

He's already dead. I killed him once... and he died another time by killing himself... and then he died again...

[unkillable]

I'M INVINCIBLE.

[totally_am_kira]

He... is a dead man walking.

[not_a_banshee]

...I don't understand.

[totally_am_kira]

What's there to understand? He's dead.

[not_a_banshee]

But he's... breathing and everything.

[emotenshi]

And you're chained, right? You should'a just dragged him. He weighs like a pound.

[unkillable]

98 thankyouverymuch.

[emotenshi]

98 what? Ounces?

[unkillable]

.. yes.