7th Confession [Video/Action]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[It's been a tough week, but Vash and Wolfwood had managed through it... semi-well. Quite frankly, it's fantastic to be free of the costumes and the 'holiday spirit'. Besides, Wolfwood has to show at least 10 percent of his chest in order to feel everything's right in the world. Overall, a wonderful morning of complete uneventfullness. Beautiful!

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Wolfwood! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! [If that works or not Vash is making a stab at that sausage with his fork.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[What, really.]

You're crazy if you think you can trick me with something so stupid!

[Cuts off that fork of yours and the poor sausage falls back onto the plate between their locked utensils.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is going to make a grab for the plate with his free hand to try to raise it up high away from your stabbing fork.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[And Wolfwood learns well! He slaps the bottom of the plate with his butterknife and sends that poor thing airborn again! Also, he might have a foot on his chair at this point in the duel.]

You're not winning this one, spikey-!!

Re: [Video]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Well that's fantastic, because he's totally not noticing the kid staring at them. He's kind of busy becoming the next great samurai of dinner tables.]

[Video]

[goldenglasses]

[Wolfwood isn't the only one who doesn't notice the journal. He's too busy waving his fork like a madman trying to stab that sausage away from Wolfwood.]

[Action] /plays the funeral march

[oda_hates_me]

[Gentlemen.

Considering you are both specialized gunmen and have felt the tremor that comes with a heightened sense of danger, you may eventually notice that the dining area feels a lot more... ominous.

... Or, you could be so engrossed in that battle, impending doom escapes your notice. Whichever the case may be--

You're actually safe for now. 8Db No chefs are prowling around here! CONTINUE at your own peril]

Re: [Action] /...trembles in fear

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Ohohoho, normally Wolfwood would totally pick up on this vibe.

...But the food, it beckons him to the point of complete obliviousness. He proceeds to block Vash's arm with one and stabs with the other hand toward the savory food.]

[Action] It was nice knowing you guys

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is too busy being warped up in must beat Wolfwood mode to pick up on that vibe right away.

So as Wolfwood blocks him with one arm he throws his glass of water in the priest's face and steals that fork with the last sausage on it right out of his hand.]

Re: [Action] W-WAIT! Aren't you supposed to be the optimistic one?! D:

[not_a_bluesbro]

[RAAAAAAAAAGE!!]

[See this knife? It's being stabbed downward, pinning your sleeve and the hand that's holding said fork in the process.

...Also. Picking up glass of water and splashing at your face.]

[1week_wizard]

Could you please fight a bit more quietly.

[not_a_bluesbro]

[... Oh... Looks back to Vash. It's all your fault, you know. You should just let me have the food and stop being a buttmunch.]

[goldenglasses]

[He's going to try to pop that sausage in his mouth while you're busying giving him looks that do no good.]

[1week_wizard]

Thank you for the silence.

Voice

[bernardelli]

[ Do you FEEL her vein popping in her forehead, boys? ]

CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO!

Re: Voice

[not_a_bluesbro]

[...Pauses. But only for, like, a second. Note the interlocked forks hovering in the air.]

Oh, hey, Meryl! How are you doing, today?

Voice

[goldenglasses]

He started it!

Voice

[bernardelli]

What the hell are you two doing? And you're both to blame for acting like idiots! You're grown men, come on!