More haiku:

[not_a_consumer]

When a city forms
Where the wild wolves like to hunt
Shelters hold humans

Grass will not regrow
If you mow it every day
Wounds need time to heal

Birds don't have to leave
Before it begins to snow
Freedom kills us all

This is what Tyler wrote on my money: Money is the root of all evil. Do you really need what you are buying with this? Do you really need

Comments

[indigokaze]

I like those, especially the second one. It makes the most sense. (And I'm mentioned again, yey! :D)

When did he write that?

[not_a_consumer]

Thanks. I didn't like the second one.

He probably wrote that a few days ago.

[indigokaze]

Does he really think people are going to follow those instructions? If the FBI were able to get their hands on the "counterfeit" money in the first place, they'd throw it out, not write some shit on it to make the next person into whose hands it falls into responsible for it. I mean, it sounds legit, but logically? Doubtful at best.

Give him my regards.

[not_a_consumer]

He said he was just hoping for somebody stupid enough to get it. And do you really want to hand something that says that to a cashier?

OK.

[indigokaze]

That's true, but also who would be stupid enough to accept a dollar bill that they can't spend anywhere? So I suppose he made his point... He can't give it away, he can't spend it, so it's therefore wasted. Bravo for overcomplicating simple ideas. -_-

Thanks.

[not_a_consumer]

Someone like you would take it. Wouldn't you, if you were working and I came in with that? You knew it was fake.