Chamber of Secrets and bonfires

[not_a_liar]

Harry pulled his poofy purple sleeping bag over against the wall, using it for a cushion as he sat and watched the others fooling around the fire that burned cheerfully in the Chamber of Secrets. Millicent looked as cheery as always; in other words, he half-expected random curses to start flying about the Chamber at any moment. The fact that she

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[bitter_fruit]

Have a marshmallow, Potter.

[not_a_liar]

I am not in the mood for a marshmallow, Millicent.

[bitter_fruit]

Bread pudding, then?

One is certain she can lay hands on some chocolate sauce.

[not_a_liar]

Not at the moment.

He puts Lucius's wand back inside a pocket.

Did you want something?

[slytherinsilver]

*absently* Always knew you had a thing about your hand, Potter.

*suddenly gets up and spins the startled Millicent around and around, laughing with delight*

FREE! ABSOLUTELY BLOODY FREE!

[bitter_fruit]

So it would seem.

[slytherinsilver]

*spins you round and round with a flourish*

Yes! This calls for a celebration!

[bitter_fruit]

She can't help but laugh.

A celebration? You. Me. KITT. Him. In the Chamber of Secrets.

Oh, what the hell.

Millicent extracts her flask. Firewhisky?

[our_spring_ice]

Mr. Potter,

Can I just say that I am utterly thrilled that you liked my latest report? So thrilled, in fact, that I plan to advertise you and your left hand's relationship far and wide - and I will not stop until everyone in Hogwarts knows just how much you love your hand!

Now now. There is no need to thank me. I am merely doing my job as a hard-working journalist. And of course, I am always willing to put in an extra effort to grant your wish of letting everyone know about this fact.

With Many Evil Cackles Love,

The One Ring Anella.

PS - Would you care to elaborate on the events that occurred after you pulled Draco into the bathroom?

[not_a_liar]

Just make sure that you get the facts correct. That's left hand - spelled L E F T H A N D.

There were marshmallows and sleeping bags. KITT and Millicent where there, as well.

[our_spring_ice]

*takes notes dutifully* Yes, sir! L-E-F-T H-A-N-D, Right Hand! Got it.

And I am pleased to hear that my original theory of an orgy was completely correct. Thank you for your confirmation, Mr. Potter!

[bitter_fruit]

An orgy?

Hardly.

One is not amused.