Emotional maturity has apparently gone out the window. So...
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for not_a_lie:
Day #Who?What they got you1strogue_lawyerA few Gigs of Porn2ndshadow_razora tray of lewd ice cubes3rd_harm_kendall_a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'4thshadow_razorsyphillis5thhope5x5A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please6tha_true_heroA all expense paid trip to the Red Light District7thbloody_wankera sex slave8thcleverlittlecowa butt-plug9thdestructo_gala butt-plug10thsingtodarknessa keg of lube11thwatcher_pryceA few Gigs of Porn12thcleverlittlecowa leather blindfold and a motel keyTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Remind me to back away slowly when I see Buffy or Fred from now on.