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[not_a_nice_lady]

Okay, you whores.

Cough it up, which one of you has been watching my TV? I assume at least one of you has because the remote's missing and so. If I don't figure out who did it, I'll make sure at least one of you gets a beautiful up-close view of the nearest meteor shower. It'll be a once in a life time event as in, you'll DIE, yippee so I

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[can_haz_spaz]

It certainly wasn't me. I've been too busy cleaning up after a certain someone left an UNLABELLED semen sample in my lab. Absolutely infuriating.

[not_a_nice_lady]

People like sex on tables. You should have locked your doors.

[can_haz_spaz]

I DID, damnit. It was either Axel or Xigbar and only one of them is capable of hacking a lock designed by Lexaeus.

[not_a_nice_lady]

Or perhaps it was one of your fellows. Or it could have been you and you're just trying to hide it behind accusations. Either way, you guys are gross.

[kidnappd_again9]

It soooooooo wasn't me. nuh uh. nope. I totally have better things to do than watch tv...like...uh....be...bait. . . .

...did you check under the cushions?

[not_a_nice_lady]

Would you like to check for me? I won't promise not to stab you in the neck with a pencil if you do.

(ooc: strikes are unreadable by others ;D)

[kidnappd_again9]

well...um...er...::half whine half whimper:: do I have to?...

[not_a_nice_lady]

You're the one who suggested it, baitmeat.

[paradox_pirate]

Larxene, dear, are you sure you didn't misplace the remote yourself?

[not_a_nice_lady]

Why yes, I'm threatening you all because I misplaced something. -rolls eyes-

Okay, to be fair, I would actually do that if I was bored enough...but I have a tv program coming on and I'd rather not play silly games of hide and seek.

[paradox_pirate]

It was only a suggestion.

[captn_superior]

It most certainly wasn't me, I've been too busy dealing with broken doors and issues in Vexen's lab.

I would ask Axel, you know how he loves his television.

[not_a_nice_lady]

Vexen has such a terrible attitude about homos, it's so sad. He should let love fly everywhere. [/sarcasm]

I'll make sure to strangle and rip off his ears kindly ask him.

[nonce_legomenon]

I have found that anything worth watching is worth watching commercial-free over the internet.

So no. It wasn't me.

[not_a_nice_lady]

Nerd.

[nonce_legomenon]

Termagant.

[not_a_nice_lady]

Busybody.