Voicemail / Disclaimer

[not_a_parakeet]

You've reached the voicemail of Warren Kenneth Worthington III. Apparently, I'm not able to take your call at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

If you're calling to tell me that someone's in trouble, tell me where we need to book the portal to, while you're at it.

BEEP!

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Phone Insanity

[vanillajello]

[From here.]

"I'm charming and you know it! Is this some weird delayed reaction to me calling you a little bitch? Because you seemed pretty happy to buy me breakfast yesterday." Pause. "Lay off the drugs, babe. Pleasant day to you, too."

Re: Phone Insanity

[not_a_parakeet]

[Response here.]

[itsjustlanguage]

[From here]

"Hey, I don't fly or have any other nifty powers. You've probably got the wrong person."

[not_a_parakeet]

[Replied here!]

[vanillajello]

"Hey, fake stepbrother! I was wondering if you'd like to give this whole 'hanging out' thing another shot, maybe tomorrow? Call me back, or come see me, I'll be down at the dance studio all morning." A pause. "This is Kate, by the way." Another pause. "And if you couldn't tell it was me, you can ignore this message, because I totally deserve to be remembered and recognized. Bye."

[justwantsquiet]

"Hi, Warren, it's Sookie." And if she sounded a bit out of breath, well, she was hurrying. "Um, Stackhouse." Like he knew another Sookie. "There's been an -- accident, with Bobby and Emma. Can you meet me in front of the dorms as soon as possible? I need your help. Thanks."

[longislandiceme]

"War, my man, thanks for having my back yesterday- even if it wasn't technically my back. Or I guess it was... I just wasn't, um, in it. Anyway, I'm heading home for a few days and I just didn't want you to worry if you didn't see me around or anything."