It's going around

[not_a_savage]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[escape_my_sins]

Think: What happened last night and why the bloody hell can't I remember it?!

Say: Couldn't make it to your own bed last night, Jack?

[not_a_savage]

Alcohol?

Nope, I'm crashing. Hope you don't mind.

[escape_my_sins]

Remind me to never drink, ever again.

Not at all, just don't hog the blanket.

[not_a_savage]

I'll leave you a post-it note to remind you.

It's pillows you should worry about.

[criminal_issues]

"When did I win the lottery?...Want breakfast?"

JACK!

[kara_marie]

You need to shave, Harry.