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not_alaska

043 - Arabian Nights

Jul 12, 2008 20:28

No. There is no way even this city can make me wear anything like those... belly-dancer costumes. None whatsoever. Don't even think about it.

Yes I am relatively happy being unmarried. No, I don't need a husband. No, I don't need an escort. Just because I don't have a gun doesn't mean I can't defend myself, so don't try anything ( Read more... )

unarmed, sunburn, not enough sleep, arabian nights and days, not happy, sand everywhere, not a good day to be a redhead, unaffected, curse, the feminist awakens, bitchy, unmarried middle aged woman, too much sun

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private; unhackable guardianed July 13 2008, 00:24:36 UTC

Having trouble, George?

private; unhackable not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:32:18 UTC

Every time I go outside people either nag me to cover my hair or try to lead me off into a dark alleyway.

private; unhackable guardianed July 13 2008, 00:37:22 UTC

...I'm glad I decided to stay in for the day. That's about the last thing I need.

Did your guns disappear?

private; unhackable not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:41:16 UTC

I shouldn't have come out, but the buildings are rather amazing.

I've got a flintlock pistol, but nothing else.

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vivememorleti July 13 2008, 00:32:47 UTC

You should be careful about who you threaten. Some men like being manhandled by women. ♥

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:35:05 UTC

...Thank you for that warning, Urahara, I'll keep it in mind.

vivememorleti July 13 2008, 00:50:41 UTC

A woman like you deserved the fair warning, before some nasty man tried to take advantage.

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:52:43 UTC

A woman like me? I really shouldn't ask these questions. Don't worry, no one's going to be taking advantage of me.

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buriedinsands July 13 2008, 00:34:55 UTC

We don't find this very hot.

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:37:02 UTC

Lucky you.

buriedinsands July 13 2008, 00:40:20 UTC

We could sting the offenders for you since no one is saying much not cursed.

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:43:35 UTC

Tempting offer, but I think I can handle it.

anti_bereznoff July 13 2008, 00:38:52 UTC

La, Allah has cursed you with an evil tongue, Baba hears it, Baba hears - a woman needs something to sweeten her heart from its evil ways, some gold, a strike of the whip, a child, laaaaa...

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:41:58 UTC

What?

anti_bereznoff July 13 2008, 00:44:24 UTC

A child, Sheikka, a child does a woman well, listen to Baba, you have good hips...

not_alaska July 13 2008, 00:45:48 UTC

No. No babies.

Besides, I'm too old. It's too dangerous.

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knightbalanced July 13 2008, 00:40:17 UTC

I'm staying inside today. People keep trying to sell me women. Not exactly something I'm in favor of.

anti_bereznoff July 13 2008, 00:41:21 UTC

They mock you in this way, my man? Saaa, no way to treat a eunuch that, no, no, you do Allah's work...

knightbalanced July 13 2008, 00:41:56 UTC

You.

Stop talking.

anti_bereznoff July 13 2008, 00:43:42 UTC

Baba's only trying to help you, my man!

Unless you also want to try out the donkey.

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