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[not_alaska]

I know I'm the best special agent in my home world. I was the best shot in my FBI Academy class and I can take down a man twice my size without breaking a sweat. Not to mention I know how to file paperwork properly! I worked hard for every bit of it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be taken seriously as a woman in the FBI? And here I am

Comments

[browning_baby]

You're 42? No shit?

[not_alaska]

Last February.

[browning_baby]

Not bad, then.

[not_alaska]

I know.

[weaponxanimal]

You can say that again.

[not_alaska]

So long as you agree.

[weaponxanimal]

Of course I agree.

[not_alaska]

Of course you do.

He's going to be very :| about all this boasting tomorrow.

[98over40]

But have you stopped a bomb from going off by shooting a crucial timing mechanism from far enough away that it could barely be seen?

so will she D: such is the way

[not_alaska]

I haven't ever let a situation deteriorate to the point where I've had to.

[98over40]

Ah, well... There's not much you can do when a serial bomber plans that far in advance.

[not_alaska]

Excuses.

[knightbalanced]

What's the FBI?

You do look great.

[ooc: ... I like how everyone goes directly for holy crap you're 42?!]

[not_alaska]

Federal Bureau of Investigations. An American institution designed to deal with cases regional police can't.

Thanks!

[ooc: well, her PB is, so I don't know where the confusion is coming from! XD; Doesn't she look 42?]

[knightbalanced]

Cool.

[ooc: She does, but she's so pretty, too!]

[not_alaska]

Yup.

[ooc: Isn't she, though? I hope I look that good at her age.]

[glock30]

A woman never tells her age.

[not_alaska]

No point in not being proud of it.

[glock30]

We have a reputation to uphold, you know.

[not_alaska]

My reputation is just as good with people knowing how old I am.