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[not_an_amateur]

For those of you who plan on doing something as ridiculous as "partying" this weekend, please refrain from consuming alcohol. It destroys brain cells and impairs bodily functions. For a successful future, you must not consume that type of liquid.

I see Chidori isn't around. This is bad. If Leonard...

As for you, now that I am properly on my

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[not_an_amateur]

It is scientific fact.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative. That is your dead brain cells speaking.

[venomouselle]

You're a fucking square, kid. The key is moderation.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative. None at all is best.

[venomouselle]

Do you use mouthwash? Cold medicine.

Alcohol is in there, genius.

[not_an_amateur]

There isn't enough present to inhibit functions. There is a difference between what I mean and the small amounts present in everyday products.

[ex_janvalent852]

I'm already dead.

[not_an_amateur]

Then no drinking in your afterlife.

[ex_janvalent852]

Way too fuckin late for that!!

[not_an_amateur]

Then I must advise you to stop.

[therippling]

... But I'm hungry.

[not_an_amateur]

Eat normal food.

[therippling]

... It's not good.

[not_an_amateur]

That is why they invented salt and pepper.

[caged_song]

I-It destroys...

OH NO! R-RADU?!

[not_an_amateur]

If he drinks alcohol, you must stop him.

[caged_song]

But...but it never looked like it was doing anything bad to him...

[not_an_amateur]

You can't see brain cells dying.