Voice Post;

[not_an_amateur]

I'm not an idiot. Why are you leaving? Actions like this are the cause of war. Let's compromise!!

[a sigh]

I don't understand. Why did she get mad when I offered to cook instead of going out to eat? Wouldn't it be cheaper that way? Conservation of money is key to a relationship.

[ooc; Playing dating games. And failing. ;_;]

Comments

[majortits]

Spending money is key to starting one.

[not_an_amateur]

Why? Saving money is prudent.

[majortits]

You can be prudent later. Dating is for showing off.

[not_an_amateur]

Showing off skills is also not prudent. What if an enemy is watching?

[imperialwill]

Do you really have the right idea about relationships, sir?

[not_an_amateur]

Ah. I do.

[imperialwill]

Money really shouldn't be the basis of a relationship, you know.

[not_an_amateur]

But that is a primary concern in society. Without the proper funding, afforing critical pieces to an M9 would become hard and offensive attacks have fallen apart due to such lack of planning.

[am_not_an_angel]

[not_an_amateur]

Chidori. Why did I get a GAME OVER?

[am_not_an_angel]

You're not being impressive at all. All you think about is terrorist, terrorist, terrorist. Of course, you'd get a GAME OVER!

[not_an_amateur]

Can you offer some advice? I do not like losing.

[eternalnic]

Perhaps she wanted to cook instead?

After all, she might be upset that you were attempting to 'take her place'.

[not_an_amateur]

If I am a better cook, isn't it only rational that I cook?

[eternalnic]

Rational? Perhaps.

But tell, when was the last time that 'rational' worked with her? Women are irrational.

[not_an_amateur]

This is my second time playing this game.

[jumbo_gal]

if it's not one clueless idiot it's another...

Dare I ask what you're doing?

[not_an_amateur]

Playing a dating game. It is a challenge.

[jumbo_gal]

A...dating sim? Almost laughable. Why?

[not_an_amateur]

The last time I played, I lost. I wished to beat it.