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[not_aquaman]

It's been a month since I got here, and I only start remembering things now? How is that supposed to work? I'm no expert in this voodoo mind shit, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way

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[a_severed_fate]

Regaining one's memories is generally a slow process. It can't be helped.

[not_aquaman]

Oh, so we're supposed to remember everything? Then what was the point of getting rid of all of it in the first place?

[a_severed_fate]

I don't know.

After 13 months I still haven't remembered everything. I've yet to receive an acceptable explanation for why all of us are here or why it's necessary for us to suffer amnesia, only for our memories to be gradually returned to us.

It's vexing and the entire scenario is ridiculous, but there's no easy way around it. You'll just have to be patient.

[This kid is vaguely reminding her of someone. Only worse. Hummmm.]

[not_aquaman]

*pfffffffft* What a load of bullshit. If you've been here for so long, why haven't you just found whoever's keeping all the memories, huh? It's not like this place is big enough to actually hide.

13 months! I could've chased this prick halfway to China by then!

[notaluchador]

If you want to go and find that skunk, be my guest. In the meantime, I'll be waiting for my memories to come back like a normal person.

[not_aquaman]

Oh, come on! You're just going to sit and wait around until you remember things? What's so bad about going and doing something fun? Or don't tell me you're such a stick in the mud that you actually enjoy sitting around and waiting?

[onwingsofhope]

If you skip to every fourth word, you get, "HAPPY EDEN ALL GIFT THE ONCE NOTE IT IT US" and if you scramble it up you get "DEESCALATE FEE HIGH LINTY TINT TUN POOP" and then you take every third word and you get "DEESCALATE LINTY POOP" so that means we should, um. Eat more veggies and have more fiber cause our poop is too linty.

[originalandroid]

...Wow.

[onwingsofhope]

Yeah! I'm really good at finding clues, right?

[originalandroid]

You certainly are.

[originalandroid]

*OOC: I think this needs some loving attention from a cannabis enthusiast. <3 The term "skunk" is used in the U.S. too. It can be used as a noun (like weed) or an adjective (like dank). I'm not aware of any chiefly British words for cannabis, and a few minutes of Googling suggests that there might not be any. (?!) My knowledge of cannabis in the U.K. is limited to the fact that hashish is much more common than the actual leafy dried plant matter due to differences in availability. As such, it's typically smoked in joint/blunt/spliff form combined with tobacco to give it structure and a more conveniently burnable medium.*

OOC

[not_aquaman]

Yeah, I didn't get much of anything when Googling either. But thank you, this is some great information, and I'll definitely keep it in mind for later!