((Translation: he means the pegasi))

[not_aquaman]

What the fuck? Why didn't anyone ever mention we had unicorns around here? Come on, we're all sitting here on our arses worried about bears when we have fucking unicorns?! Let's get with the program, folks, come on! Sure, you may not be the brightest bunch around, but surely even you could've thought to just set the unicorns out, and they would've

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[shoukanjutsu]

You're a female virgin?

OOC

[rawrsoangry]

[FFFFF THIS. KLARTH. ILU. XD]

IGNORE MY LATE, I SUCK

[not_aquaman]

No, but your mum is! Until she met me, that is.

NO PROBLEM

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . You have an odd sense of humor. I'll have you know my mother was a very respectable barmaid.

Unicorns appear only to the purest of women. There's no possibility you've seen one in person unless there've been some extraordinary circumstances.

[weavingbonds]

... The bears are already gone.

[not_aquaman]

Oh, well look at you, you're just a bona fide genius, aren't you?

[weavingbonds]

... They were here just for a day. [Yes, he completely ignored that 'genius' comment.]

[not_aquaman]

So? We could've had them out in an hour if someone had remembered we had horses of mass destruction! But I suppose you didn't think about that, now, did you?

[fixmyresolve]

Uh... There's just one problem with that. See, I don't think unicorns eat bears.

[not_aquaman]

Well now! If you're so sure, let's see some proof!

[fixmyresolve]

Er... well. I've never seen them munching on anything besides grass and flowers. What about you? Do you have any proof?

[not_aquaman]

Do I have proof--of course I've got proof! They've got giant horns on their heads! That must mean their purpose in life is to stab bears to death with them! What else are they supposed to do with those stupid things?