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[not_aquaman]

Shit! Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me the girl whose knickers I was trying to nab looks like someone's gran?!

Comments

[twilightsmile]

You were trying to steal someone's underwear?

[not_aquaman]

Of course I was! Everyone else in this entire building is trying to do it too!

[twilightsmile]

If everyone else was jumping off a cliff, would you do it too?

[not_aquaman]

Ohhh, looks like we've got a clever one on our hands!

You had to have seen the notice! Besides, if you got a free pass to steal someone's pants, wouldn't you do it too?

[rawrsoangry]

Retard scum.

[not_aquaman]

What, you already knew she was ugly? Have you been stalking her?

[rawrsoangry]

I don't give a shit. If you wanted to fuck her so badly, you should have at least found out what she looked like.

[not_aquaman]

Hey, come on now! You can't just go from stealing knickers to having sex! It just doesn't work that way. You have to work the ladies in!

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . What does it matter what she looks like? The competition is to steal her underwear, not ask her out on a date.

[not_aquaman]

Would you pass up a free chance to steal some lady's pants?

[shoukanjutsu]

Of c -- . . . Well, I suppose that would depend on . . . Oh.

Well. I still like to get to know my lady friends first before I start stealing their underwear.

[not_aquaman]

This is a way to get to know the lady friends in the first place!