126th. st.

[not_avampire]

I don't... eat food that isn't meat. I used to, but after a while it kind of got redundant. I don't need my parasite any more pissed off at me than it already is

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[luna_alchemy]

Parasite?

[not_avampire]

Parasite.

[luna_alchemy]

Does it hurt?

[not_avampire]

Sometimes, not always. Depends on the situation, generally.

[favored_son]

Aw, come on. You and D could have a contest.

[not_avampire]

A waffle-eating contest.

Somehow, I don't see D as the waffle-eating kinda guy.

[favored_son]

He's really more for pancakes, but waffles work.

[not_avampire]

I'm dreading the answer, but, for what?

[sciencedaughter]

I do not eat food that I do not know the origins of.

[not_avampire]

And I'm not surprised.

...Have you even ever had a waffle before?

[sciencedaughter]

No.

But I know what it is.

[not_avampire]

Bacon?

[bitingnightmare]

You're not missing much aside from the occasionally orgasmic dessert.

[not_avampire]

Oh, how will I ever get over my disappointment.

1/2

[ohrosalita]

I don't think I've grown an extra head, I haven't looked. D'you think I should look? No, that's the kind've thing a person would notice, right?

2/2

[ohrosalita]

...Maybe I'd better look.

[not_avampire]

Just turn to your left. Then turn to your right. If you can see your shoulder both times, you're in luck.

[ohrosalita]

I went to the mirror just in case. No extra appendages. Not visible ones, anyhow. None that I noticed.