129th. st.

[not_avampire]

What I really want is some Jaws theme music, because that'd really just make my day. Aside from thanking god in heaven above that I'm still, you know, on land. Because it doesn't take a mathematician to figure out that me + crowed boat + freezing water = not a fun time

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[sciencedaughter]

... that makes you happy?

[not_avampire]

If it's good enough for soccer moms, it's good enough for me.

[sciencedaughter]

... "Soccer moms"?

[not_avampire]

Women who cart their kids around for the soul purpose of pretending they're young and athletically gifted. In big vans. Usually blue.

[repairedbywebs]

Bad jokes, Cal?

How unlike you. It's fortunate I'm not on any boat. I hate water.

[not_avampire]

I'm full of 'em. It's one of my best traits, discounting the dashing good looks and ability to endlessly regurgitate bio textbooks. I'll have to make it more obvious in the future; maybe I should wear a sign?

Can't swim?

[repairedbywebs]

I see.

No, to say the least.

[not_avampire]

Smart girl.

Neither can I. Moving from the urban desert to the urban jungle doesn't boast much after water wings.

[quackingly]

Oh, well, the wine is very good sir, and...

I don't partake in gossip, sir. But obviously as someone of a lower class, I know my place.

((OOC: ...Couldn't resist. Particularly since she's totally in love with someone of a higher class, yes.))

[not_avampire]

Then drink some for me, kid.

[ooc Lololol ♥]

[quackingly]

W-well, I'm underage...so I probably shouldn't drink much more...

But perhaps I could have another small glass in your name, Mr...?

[not_avampire]

Eh, throw caution to the wind, I say. You only live once, right?

Cal Thompson. Nice to meet you.

[crossguardian]

Jaws?

[not_avampire]

Yup. With Richard Dreyfuss and everybody.

[crossguardian]

...I'm even more confused than before.

Could you explain?

[not_avampire]

It's a movie? With a big shark in the water?

C'mon, you've never heard the theme music before? Seriously?

[ohrosalita]

...Which Jack?

[not_avampire]

...The one who looks suspiciously like Leonardo DiCaprio?

[ohrosalita]

The kid from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Y'know, I've never been on a cruise, either. I always thought they played more shuffleboard.

[not_avampire]

...I think that may be on my to-watch list.

Maybe it'd shuffle overboard? I have no idea; I've never been either.