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not_avampire

May 03, 2008 15:40

Cal Thompson's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I might turn you into a vampire - you see how it is"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

So, today looks like it's going to suck.

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favored_son May 3 2008, 19:55:53 UTC

Oh, now that's funny.

not_avampire May 3 2008, 20:02:25 UTC

Shut up.

favored_son May 3 2008, 20:03:39 UTC

No, seriously, it's hilarious. "Today looks like it's going to suck," right on top of your "lame-ass" vampire excuse. I think I hurt myself laughing.

not_avampire May 3 2008, 20:06:45 UTC

I hope you're amused. I'm going to go slit my wrists in the bathroom, now.

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sciencedaughter May 3 2008, 20:05:16 UTC

... Humor.

not_avampire May 3 2008, 20:07:20 UTC

Hopefully.

sciencedaughter May 3 2008, 20:09:39 UTC

Though, I do not think the female being rejected would find it so.

not_avampire May 4 2008, 05:42:19 UTC

Hopefully, there's no one to reject.

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repairedbywebs May 3 2008, 20:16:58 UTC

I suppose it's better than "It's not you, it's me."

not_avampire May 4 2008, 05:41:52 UTC

...It actually is me?

repairedbywebs May 4 2008, 05:43:23 UTC

I suppose you could say, "It's not you, it's my parasite."

not_avampire May 4 2008, 05:48:14 UTC

I'll stow that one away with "You have Coccidia, I have Toxoplasma, it'd never work out".

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valentineluke May 3 2008, 21:02:32 UTC

Am too amused by the morbid irony to slash and Hoover at you.

not_avampire May 4 2008, 05:41:28 UTC

Yeah, thanks for the head's up, jackass.

bitingnightmare May 3 2008, 22:25:37 UTC

Special.

not_avampire May 4 2008, 05:41:08 UTC

I know, I know. Extremely.