☆ First Haunting ☆

[not_booberry]

[There's a clatter over the phone lines, as one of the phones at 337 Brady Lane gets knocked off the hook when Phantasma's arm doesn't pass right through it. Well, that's weird!! Whatever! There's another series of loud crashes as she proceeds to run into basically everything in the room like a bull in a china shop, knocking lamps and picture

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[thief_of_truth]

[Kay just caught the last part of that, and comes running into her new little sister's room.]

"Are you okay?"

[not_booberry]

Um! Hi!

[Hi Kay, have a pale-skinned, very opaque little girl. She looks a little nervous, but not frightened.]

Eh heh henh-- My chest keeps thumping, and it won't stop! Don'cha think that's weird? It, aa ha ha ha-- it never did anythin' like that before! That's weird, right?

[thief_of_truth]

Um... that's just your heart beating, isn't it?

[not_booberry]

What? Aa ha ha ha-- no, that's stupid! Like, I don't even have one!

Does this, like, ee hee hee hee-- mean you're a witch? You sure ain't very pruny, if you are one!

[sanctusdei]

[Comes out of is study to find out what the hell all that noise is. Looks at you... and then at a nearby family portrait. He groans a little.]

Great.

[not_booberry]

[WIDE-EYED WONDER ALL UP IN THIS BITCH. There's no traditional Mayfield fear whatsoever, even if she's a little confused.]

Oh, hi! I'm Phantasma, are you the wizard? That's, ee hee hee hee-- that's why everything in here's so weird, right?

herf derf redundant

[sanctusdei]

Not the one that brought you here. We don't know who brings people here.

[not_booberry]

Oh, okay! [Probably far too trusting and accepting of this.]

I guess you couldn't be a wizard anyway! You, like, aa ha ha ha ha-- like, don't even have a hat or anything! Pretty lame wizard, right?

[numanstan]

That does sound like a bad sign! Nothin's on fire, yeah?

[because that's totally the first thing one should think of]

[not_booberry]

[WAIT WHAT oh it's the phone. Picking that duder up.]

No, that's dumb! Um. Ehh heh heh heh-- um, can you be on fire from the inside?

What, ha ha ha ha--, like, what does fire even feel like? Like an oven, right?

[numanstan]

I think y'can-- you'd probably notice if it's fire, though, since your organs'd be cooked and all.

And fire... feels like fire, I reckon. Really hot and burny. Dunno, I've never been on fire before.

[not_booberry]

Me neither! Whatever!

Aa ha ha ha ha-- I bet, like, the wizard did it, right? He's in my house, but he doesn't have a pointy hat or anything. Dumb.

[iwillstandout]

Must you make so much noise? How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep like this?

It certainly isn't funny!

[not_booberry]

Wow, you must need a lot of help if you gotta sleep to be bootiful, aa ha ha ha ha ha~

[OH SNAP]

[iwillstandout]

What was that?! I'll have you know that I can be beautiful no matter what!

[not_booberry]

[lol u mad]

Aaa ha ha ha-- Then it doesn't matter if you sleep or not, right? Why are you worried, huh?

[hexbell]

[There's no way all of that noise would be Kay messing around...maybe one of Theo's crows?... No, she doubts that as well. Let's just go and look to see what all of this racket is...]

[not_booberry]

[See that, Cthulhumom? That's a picture frame flying right past your head. Phanty here is not exactly on a rampage, but she is very confused looking.

Finally, she gets exasperated enough to try and leave, away from you.

She rams her face directly into a wall.]

[hexbell]

[Tlachtga looks on for a moment, mostly out of confusion, before she turns and heads to the kitchen.

She returns a minute later with a small bag of crushed ice.]

[not_booberry]

[Staring up at the woman. Welp.]

That! Um, that, ehh heh heh heh-- wasn't supposed to happen. Okay?