Twenty-three

[not_comprehend]

Today is my birthday.  I would be eighteen today if I were still in my own year.  I am on a planet with solar revolution, and this is supposed to be Earth That Was.  No one knows which year it is, though.

But I'm supposed to be eighteen today if I were still in 2518.  Simon's birthday was last month, but I haven't seen him or heard from him in a

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[goggles_win]

Happy birthday River.

Eighteen huh? If we were anywhere but here, I'd suggest this the day to go and get plastered.

[gaz4prez]

Yeah. Happy Birthd...ugh...

Sorry about that.

[kazenorokudaime]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIVER-CHAN!

[wicked_finesse]

Happy birthday, kitten. Shall we have a celebration?

[Screened :: Unhackable]

[agentlibre]

Happy birthday, River.

So, how would you like to celebrate?

[OOC: Dude this is a hint I can't be any more obvious right right right?]