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(For those who've seen the NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDD vid.)

This is great.

I have created the most evil looking eagle to grace the face of this planet.


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Stolen from a_darker_shade. Sorry hun! :( Needed to spread the word!

Westboro Baptist Church to speak at Virginia Tech funerals?

Fuck that. Someone should keep their asses from coming.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a prime example of a real winner.

On a side note, yay for Tom being OK! Yay for Cassie!

Peoplez!

I need some subjects to do a quick photoshoot over the weekend. The subject is phobias, so there'll be a sense of danger/urgency. Any takers or anyone who's interested so I can give you more info? Thanks!

JMU - Dec. 1? Anyone feel like coming? Leaving late morning/early afternoon, returning home same day late evening, or early Saturday morning.

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1. Dear people who own the Wii,

FUCK YOU.

Love,
Dat

2. Women are exceedingly difficult to handle.

3. FUCK YOU!

4. I am constantly disappointed in people.

5. Seeking a wife who can make our babies look like this.

6. Thanksgiving Break, plz.

( Sorry. Nostalgia. )

( Like sex. With paper. )