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[not_loud]

THIS ISN’T THE OFFICE.  WHERE AM I? HAVE I BEEN ABDUCTED BY SOME SORT OF CULT?  HELLO? IS THIS THING ON? IS THERE ANYWHERE TO EAT AROUND HERE? I HAVE TO BE BACK FROM LUNCH SOON….I’M NOT LOUD.

[Note: Loud Howard will be dead after encountering his hostile neighbor, Hibari. So all posts should be assumed to be before they meet.]

Comments

[so_please_die]

We can hear you quite fine, you don't have to raise your voice.

[not_loud]

THIS IS THE VOICE I ALWAYS TALK IN. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY VOICE?

[so_please_die]

Are you able to speak in a quieter voice?

[not_loud]

BUT I AM TALKING QUIETER!

[poem_in_despair]

Shut the hell up!

[not_loud]

WHY DO SAY THINGS YOU KNOW WILL HURT ME? HEY! WHO ARE YOU?! You're not from my department!

[poem_in_despair]

What part of shut up don't you get, dumbass?!

I-I don't know how to deal with loud talking..!

[not_loud]

BUT HOW WILL PEOPLE HEAR ME IF I DON’T TALK?

[2ndhandlion]

Shut your trap.

[not_loud]

DOES THIS PLACE HAVE INTERNET ACCESS OR A PHONE? I HAVE TO CALL MY BOSS.

[2ndhandlion]

SHUT UP!

[not_loud]

BUT I’M NOT LOUD!

[notundermyroof]

Compared to what?

[not_loud]

[Long pause here as he formulates a thought.] …..A TACO OR SOME SORT OF TRAIN?Bottom of Form
IS THERE ANYWHERE TO EAT AROUND HERE? I  HAVE TO BE BACK SOON.

[notundermyroof]

...A taco?

[From now on, whenever he feels dumb compared to Kurt, he's going to think on this conversation and tell himself, "you know, I don't have it so bad."]

There's, uh, a dining room on the first floor. But don't count on getting out of here anytime soon.

[not_loud]

TACOS CAN BE LOUD. [It’s a good defense because it’s loud of course.]

WHY NOT? DID SOMEONE SEAL THE EXITS? ONE TIME THE BOSS MADE US STAY IN THE BUILDING WHILE IT WAS BEING SPRAYED FOR TINY PEOPLE. I’M AFRAID OF TINY PEOPLE THEY CAN RUN INTO YOUR MOUTH.

[hi_blog]

That level of noise is against the rules.

[not_loud]

THIS IS THE VOICE I ALWAYS TALK IN.  THERE ARE RULES AGAINST BEING LOUD?

[hi_blog]

...[Going to find you. Going to kill you.]

[Action]

[not_loud]

OH BOY! THERE’S A JUKEBOX IN THIS CLOSET WITH RECORDS IN IT!