Woah, did you know that you were shouting? Or maybe I just have the volume on this thing up too loud.
[Ellis is fiddling with his own communicator, though in essence the volume itself is at a normal level. He just hasn't gotten well-acquainted enough with it, yet, to realize that!]
Who'n blazes are you talkin' about, anyway? I just got here, and met some really weird folk, but no one who goes beating others up yet.
[Ellis looks genuinely concerned: as one misunderstood annoying person to another, he's always been of the opinion that watching one another's backs is a great quality to have!]
I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE THIS. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE LOUD. IT'S JUST THAT EVERYONE THINKS I'M LOUD.
[Volume adjustment will only do you so much good~ The power of the voice is with Loud Howard.]
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. HE JUST SHOWED UP TO HIT ME WITH STICKS THEN EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. I THINK, I DIED BUT THIS ISN'T HEAVEN...[a pause here as he considers the other choice.]
AWWWW. I DON'T WANNA BE IN HELL! I'M STILL ON MY BREAK!
[Ellis, in the back of his mind, is wondering if he could somehow devise some kind of mufflers that one can put on one's mouth, sorta like on trucks and shit. In the meantime, however...]
Wow, man, that's gotta be rough! You died?! Yer supposed to stay dead... or... well... turn into some kinda zombie--
[Ellis suddenly has a curious idea: Loud Howard is awfully loud, and where he comes from, loud alerts the horde. Could it be? Naw... Zombies don't use words. Maybe Loud Howard is just... well... loud.]
Y'ever think that maybe this's Wonderland and you got beat up wherever you came from? See, I thought that maybe I was a goner, then I woke up in this here closet and got let out by that girly-lookin' fella, Poland? So y'never know, it could all just be like a dream or somethin'. B'sides, nobody just shows up and beats someone up with sticks unless they got a grudge out against 'em. You sure you didn't go'n piss him off or nothin'?
I'M NOT A ZOMBIE, I STILL LIKE CHIPS. ZOMBIES DON'T LIKE CHIPS.
THAT'S ALSO POSSIBLE BUT IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE I GOT HERE. USUALLY ALICE IS THE ONE WHO BEATS EVERYONE UP. SHE'S NOT HERE. THIS GUY DID. I WAS THERE IN MY ROOM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN HE KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND HIT ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. [lol and clearly Ellis hasn't met the one man Wonderland disciplinary committee.]
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Which guy who hits people? We have more than one.
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I don't know which one that is.
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[Ellis is fiddling with his own communicator, though in essence the volume itself is at a normal level. He just hasn't gotten well-acquainted enough with it, yet, to realize that!]
Who'n blazes are you talkin' about, anyway? I just got here, and met some really weird folk, but no one who goes beating others up yet.
[Ellis looks genuinely concerned: as one misunderstood annoying person to another, he's always been of the opinion that watching one another's backs is a great quality to have!]
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[Volume adjustment will only do you so much good~ The power of the voice is with Loud Howard.]
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. HE JUST SHOWED UP TO HIT ME WITH STICKS THEN EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. I THINK, I DIED BUT THIS ISN'T HEAVEN...[a pause here as he considers the other choice.]
AWWWW. I DON'T WANNA BE IN HELL! I'M STILL ON MY BREAK!
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Wow, man, that's gotta be rough! You died?! Yer supposed to stay dead... or... well... turn into some kinda zombie--
[Ellis suddenly has a curious idea: Loud Howard is awfully loud, and where he comes from, loud alerts the horde. Could it be? Naw... Zombies don't use words. Maybe Loud Howard is just... well... loud.]
Y'ever think that maybe this's Wonderland and you got beat up wherever you came from? See, I thought that maybe I was a goner, then I woke up in this here closet and got let out by that girly-lookin' fella, Poland? So y'never know, it could all just be like a dream or somethin'. B'sides, nobody just shows up and beats someone up with sticks unless they got a grudge out against 'em. You sure you didn't go'n piss him off or nothin'?
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THAT'S ALSO POSSIBLE BUT IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE I GOT HERE. USUALLY ALICE IS THE ONE WHO BEATS EVERYONE UP. SHE'S NOT HERE. THIS GUY DID. I WAS THERE IN MY ROOM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN HE KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND HIT ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. [lol and clearly Ellis hasn't met the one man Wonderland disciplinary committee.]
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