[Public announcement.]

[not_loud]

[Down by the bay the beach there is a very strange sight..Around a camp fire there appears to be a very large red lobster  (it's a costume) dancing while a certain song plays.]

BEING A FISH WAS MORE AMAZING THAN GETTING A RAISE! MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE FISH BECAUSE FISH 
DON'T RANDOMLY ATTACK PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE.
THEY ALSO SWIM IN SCHOOLS WHICH IS

Comments

[gypsyjean]

What kind of music is that?

[not_loud]

[There's an awkward pause as he considers it.]

LOUD?

[gypsyjean]

Is that why you have it do loud? Is it part of the art style?

[not_loud]

MUSIC SHOULD BE PLAYED LOUD. THE LOUDER YOU PLAY IT THE BETTER IT IS.

[Video] Some sequence breaking here

[wantsfree]

[He glares at you through the communicator for a solid minute.]

...was not fun.

Never lobster again.