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[not_mary]

you should probably not look at these if you can get in trouble for nudity or whatevs

CRYING WHILE EATING

JAPANESE FISH GIRL BJ ACTION WTF

Hahahahah owned.

I want this. very. much.

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[cola_madnes]

do you ever search gyno instruments on ebay? meg and i found some kickass ones like slicing tools like kind of in dead ringers (if youve seen that?) but not as cool. but still kickass. i was gonnas buy em for her and have em sent to her moms house, but i forgot to check it before it ended.

its bad enough i sent her the newest peter sotos book at her moms address and she fucking made her mom read the first paragraph. that included something along the lines of "im fucking an infant. i want my fingers inside. deep." her mom said it was disgusting and probably dosent like me based on that, but imma sweet boy!! it was a gift.

god damn you woman

[badtzgirl]

now I have that song about those stupid mountain goats from the sound of music in my head. excuse me I have to go find a power drill...