Intro - Action/Video
[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless
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[He's following BLU Sniper's handy little hint about the hospital. Pretty much everyone in Paradise wants out of Paradise and the hospital that they woke up in would likely shed some light on the situation.
He's been ignoring his 3step and he isn't really trying to be subtle, he's meandering the halls acting as though he has a purpose so as not to arouse suspicion.
It's when he sees what he can only describe as himself sitting on a bench that the plot truly thickens. He creeps a little closer, out of the line of the other's vision and stands over him, looking curious.]
Are zhose marshmallows?
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I get my very own clone? How eenteresting. And oui zhey are. Eef you want one you have to do a trick little clone.
[So the clone is bigger than him. Shhh.]
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I was 'ere first and by ze looks of it, I am taller zan you. If anyzhing, you are my little clone.
Non, I do not care for zem. [unless they are submerged in chocolate.]
Where did you come from?
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[He is ever so inconspicuous in his Dashin' Hashshashin. You're jealous, he can tell.]
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Pyro isn't going to use video because she's absolutely horrified of either Spy seeing her face or hearing her voice.]
I'm sure the Snipers will be thrilled to see you.
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Wait. Waaaaaaait a minute. It's a different Spy, one who becomes instantly familiar the second the marshmallows come into view. He pulls down his hood before turning on the video feed.]
You're a Spy. You oughtta be used to workin' on your own.
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[He looks overjoyed to see a familiar face.]
Oui, still, being lonely ees not much fun.
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Are zhere ears on your shirt?
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Zhey are marshmallows. One of zhe few good zhings to come out of America. I would be more zhan happy to share.
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I don't like anything from America.
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[He grins and munches up a few more.]
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*Not only is it a Spy, another Spy, but it's the Spy from back home. The flamboyantly weird one who steals marshmallows. Just his luck.*
Stay th' bloody hell away from me.
*And CLICK. Bye Spy.*
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Sniper! Of course I am not kidding you, eef I was eet would be a far better joke zhan zhis. Eet would probably eenvolve your camper and--
[And there goes the click.]
Sniper? Sniper? Come back! Where did you go?
[Pushing buttons like a boss trying to get him back.]
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