The Dance Thing

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Ugh, about this whole Friendship Ball crap. APPARENTLY all prefects need "dance partners"... Dammit. I didn't even want to go. Great, now I need to find a date. *sigh*

Comments

[c3h5n3o91_baby]

((Kimblee humbly offers himself as a sacrifice. *sneeerk*))

[not_short]

((I don't think Kimblee will want to after Ed curses him, yeah?))

[c3h5n3o91_baby]

((Yeah, probably not. XD

Then again, you never know... If Ed begs nice enough Kim might. :3))

[filtered from teachers, ie, Flitwick]

[0x_envy_x0]

Good luck finding a date that who's short enough that you could dance with her withought looking more stupid than you normally do, O'chibi-san.
Maybe you could go with a 2 year old. Oh, wait, they don't have them in Howgarts, do they? Aww. Maybe you could ask Flitwick.

Re: [filtered from teachers, ie, Flitwick]

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT ENOUGH TO BE SWEPT AWAY BY A BROOM?! HUH, PALM TREE HEAD?!

Re: [filtered from teachers, ie, Flitwick]

[0x_envy_x0]

I think the broom's bristles wouldn't be close enough together to actually get you, shrimp.

AND I AM NOT A PALM TREE HEAD GODDAMN YOU!

Re: [filtered from teachers, ie, Flitwick]

[hinamori_]

((There's always Yachiru! XD She may be short enough... ;) And she's 8 or 9! Hehe.))

[_princeling]

I pity you, Edward. ^_^

[_princeling]

That might not be a problem if he asks a first-year, no? ^_^

[_princeling]

You may be right.

((WTF Ling and Russell interaction???))

<evil> Buwahahaaa

[shadow_enmity]

It'll be a bit hard for you to find a date, eh shawty? *snicker*

Re: <evil> Buwahahaaa

[not_short]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT PEAS LOOK LIKE BOULDERS TO THEM?!

Re: <evil> Buwahahaaa

[shadow_enmity]

Ed, where the hell do you get these stupid remarks?

And face it. You are short. S-H-O-R-T. I'd eat my shirt if anyone who wasn't taller than you went to the dance with you.