I am Pavlov's dog.

[not_so_clever]

When visiting home in the summer it is common for several college students to undergo extensive body revision in the form of medical/dental appointments. In the past two days I’ve been that student. My examination package included the excitement of medical inspection; The poking, the prodding, the groping - errr- I mean, the completely professional

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[stinkingenius]

It's true. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. It won't be pretty. Last time I went they said something about "wisdom teeth." Gulp.

I was at my eye doctor today. But just to pick up some contacts.

[fantasyraider]

And of course the dog is going to be brown. Pretty much your favorite color it seems.

By the way, I always knew it was you planting those landmines outside.

[not_so_clever]

I guess I do look a little pooey in dog form. How ironic.

[weasel_1313]

...wait

the freaking doctor's office had a TV?

In the ceiling?

Your brain might implode.

[not_so_clever]

Yeah. The kind attached to the ceiling like in classrooms.

Re: Your brain might implode.

[weasel_1313]

...but it didn't show channel one?!?

PS I saw both of those damned movies. If my family goes to a movie together we have to pick the worst piece of crap ever. ...although i had to say that I kind of thought Piper Perabo was hot even with the pregnant belly. It made me feel wrong.

[duckierocks21]

"hypothetical"! I helped! Yeah!

[not_so_clever]

It is because I have brainfarts. Or I just fart. One of those two.

[trixiebella]

when i was in victoria 4 weeks ago i went to the dentist, too! =) and watched oprah during the exam. i love the cellophane goodie bag of toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, plastic picks, and sugar-free gum i always leave with. =)

[not_so_clever]

Wow. You got a lot more goodies. Where do you go?

[trixiebella]

dr. swannack. he's in that little of cluster of dr's offices right next to faith family aka the cult church on mockingbird.