According to the 7th graders at Crain Middle School, every Friday is "Booty Slap Friday."

It's been so long, I had already forgotten.

Dear Greg,

If Disney is so "magical," what is this pedophile doing there?


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On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

So I accidentally left my journal open at work, and I came back to this. Nice try guys. It was such a masterpiece there was no way I could erase it ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving!

I've got some furniture and stuff that I'll be selling, giving away, bartering, etc. before I graduate. If anyone is moving into an apartment, needs furniture, or just wants to browse through my stuff (not my panty drawers- you sickos!) let me know...

You Are Most Like Carrie!
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Kinky Friedman had me at Oscar Wilde.

You entered: Melissa Ines Recalde ( Read more... )

Sometimes people have the wrong image of themselves. Obviously, I am one of those people. Thankfully this face recognizer showed me who/what I really look like.


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