88th Transformation

[not_so_smooth]

Sooo, yeah, everybody just ignore my crazy roommate today, okay? He's She's cursed or something and acting really dumb. Seriously. And I bet she's gonna regret saying all that stuff tomorrow, too if not sooner than that, when I get my hands on himSo I've been wondering. Is it bad that I have a totally hot girlfriend waiting for me at home but I

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[redrosella]

I am not crazy.

[not_so_sam]

You are soooo crazy.

[redrosella]

You're just upset because I said you couldn't look any sillier.

[not_so_sam]

Maybe you're just upset because I didn't invite you for a drive.

[mghtbconcussed]

Honey, that just makes you a boy

[not_so_sam]

Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense since I am one, huh?

...Who are you again?

[mghtbconcussed]

Seriously?

You know what, Sam? You better be cursed because I'm giving you until 1:00 to beg, plead, send chocolate and remember my name before I forget yours.

[not_so_sam]

Yeah, no, I definitely have no idea who you are.

But that's okay, 'cause you're not that cute anyway.

[misterblackbird]

I say it's hardly a problem at all. It's simple enough to leave whoever you've taken up with for someone else.

[not_so_sam]

Yeah, I know, right? Use 'em and leave 'em as soon as something better comes along.

[misterblackbird]

Exactly--or just keep them until you're simply tired of them. Something better will always come along, but sometimes it's better to get rid of dead weight first.

[not_so_sam]

Yup, sometimes you just gotta take out the trash.

[horrible_penny]

Geez, Sam! You can't mean any of that.

[not_so_sam]

I definitely mean the part about not listening to Rosella.

[horrible_penny]

What about all of that misogynistic disposable-girlfriend stuff?

[not_so_sam]

Oh. Well, yeah, I mean that, too. I'm a total jerk that way.