Back again, assholders

Aug 10, 2008 20:51

If anyone wants to know about the shitty week I've been having or fill me in how your week's been, gimme me a buzz when I'm done refueling my liver.

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one_drafted_man August 10 2008, 21:00:49 UTC
Welcome back. I hear that booze is, indeed, excellent therapy for wacky deathful kidnap land. So, yeah, I'm all in favor of that.

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not_teal August 11 2008, 04:28:54 UTC
Trudat. Did word get out about this somehow, or is a lot of this kinda shit happening lately?

Man, it's quieter than usual today. Why is that?

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one_drafted_man August 11 2008, 04:34:42 UTC
Someone who'd gotten bagged -- Kit, if that name rings a bell for you -- apparently got herself offed right away, 'cause she knew how the whole Battle Royale thing went from last year. She sounded the alert in the Sanctuary.

Oh, and Junior showed up there, one night, with your helmet in hand. (You should get that helmet checked out, by the way; something's fucked up with its storage space.) He should still be with your universe's Doc, wherever he's holed up these days.

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not_teal August 11 2008, 04:51:51 UTC
...Oh, so what, this was one of those Haha You Die But Not F'realz You Should See The Look On Your Faces deals? Someone needs a hobby. And to die painfully.

Oh shit, right, Junior! Man, I hope nothing bad happened. To anyone else. That I know of. I better give him a call. What's the number again?

How's that jingle go - 'If your immune system's failin' ya / If you need to fix what's ailin' ya / Just dial 1-800-555-D-O-K-' *dials* '-and' we'll make you feel okay...' Hey, how's it goin there? I was told you were lookin after-

*muffled screaming* 'OH GOD MY SPINAL FLUIDS!' 'THAT's NOT MEANT TO COME OUT! PUT IT BACK IN PUT IT BACK-'

Yeah, I should probably go pick him up.

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