There will be no strip-teasing, Mary

[not_thatbill]

The good: Good lager and good friends made for a fun evening last night

The bad: Hangovers are the worst thing in creation

The weird: Less than 5 hours until we're thrown to the sharks in our pants

Can already tell what kind of day this will turn out to be

Comments

[mscontrarymary]

:( I'm only coming for the strip teasing!

[not_thatbill]

Nope, too bad

No active public stripping and no going full-monty, thanks

[mscontrarymary]

What if I bring Bailey's?
Because I have heard things about you and Bailey's...

[not_thatbill]

Bailey's my only weakness

How did you know

But no, no getting drunk before being auctioned off to older ladies

I don't think they can handle me being awesome while drunk