{Hacked!Blog} Mother Christmas

[not_whales]

[The following blog is on account of Dewi leaving his laptop open and logged on while out buying more ice cream Christmas shopping. Meet Ms. Jackie Dianne Ainsworth: Dewi's Mummy~]

Shwmae Liberty, United States. My name is Jackie Ainsworth and I am Dewi's Mummy visiting from Wales. That's Wales, Cymru, not England. My darling son has been on a bit

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[waitforsuperman]

Are you the lady that told me to tuck in my shirt this morning...? And the bacon for breakfast? That was tasty. So was the gravy and biscuits. And leek soup. And sausages.

please stay forever

[not_whales]

Were you the handsome boy who enjoyed my cooking so much? It's the least I can do for a mate of my little lamb's!

[waitforsuperman]

*A* YOU ARE A LOVELY AND KIND WOMAN.

[not_whales]

Thank you sweetie. I'll be sure to make a nice Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding for dinner tonight so I can spare you from that awful boy's cooking.

[prefershijab]

Arey! So cute!

[not_whales]

Yes, he is. Takes after his own mother, he does. Are you interested?

... Keep in mind that she thinks this is a babysitter WANTED add

[prefershijab]

Ahh, you are such a wonderful mother to be generous to your son like this~

He is very handsome, and certainly I would love to take care of him for you.

Oh my;;

[not_whales]

Oh, that is sweet of you. Do feel free to drop by.

[5minutetheft]

.... I dunno if baby pictures bring in the girls, lady.

Is he at least 24?

[not_whales]

He is 25, my dear. And quite a catch.

[5minutetheft]

God you really sound like my papa.

Crime history? Drinks? Smokes?

[not_whales]

Only if he isn't English dear.

He's a good boy. He does none of those things, spare the occasional drink o'Gin.

[4leaf_charmed]

... Mrs. Ainsworth, ya really are a grand woman if there ever was one.

[not_whales]

Connor! I haven't talked to you in so long. How have you been?

[4leaf_charmed]

Well enough I suppose. Yourself Mrs?

[not_whales]

Right as rain, spare a few things. Did you know my son was living with Arthur?

[amar_dulce_vin]

...what is this?
Is...ad for baby?

[not_whales]

Oh, no, dearie. I'm just trying to find my poor son a date.

Man, I'm all about babyfaces, but that's ridic.

[amar_dulce_vin]

Look...very young for dating...

:D

[not_whales]

Oh, sweetie, he's 25 years old, but he'll always be my baby.