{Blog} Mummy Dearest

[not_whales]

To whom it may concern, please ignore the last entry made by this account in this blog. It appears that my mother had located my laptop while I was out shopping. I knew something was the matter once I came back from my blind date with a lovely girl named Nicoleta, but something was definitely wrong in the fact alone that a woman showed up this

Comments

[salylimon]

...blind date? So soon? Didn't Lucy-Marie...just leave?

[not_whales]

It's me mum's doing... Lucy and I are still together, just having a long-distance relationship.

/JUDGES FOREVER 8|

[salylimon]

Oh, it's none of my business. I just thought it was a bit odd, really.

TAKE IT OUT ON IVAN 8|

[not_whales]

Mum doesn't understand what a "long-distance relationship" is. She hacked my blog the other day and tried to find me a girlfriend.

[pride_of_kiwi]

But you're so bloody cute as a wee one, Dewi~ <3

[not_whales]

This is one compliment I don't think I can take brawd.

He is inwardly laughing at you. :p

[bornofisis]

Your mother seems like a very nice person.