[Things Toki doesn't understand about Secret Santa:
a) Each person is supposed to draw their own names.
b) He's not supposed to know who got him.
c) There's usually a price limit.
He did however, know to draw names out of a hat! Which is exactly how he came to this list.]
Filtered to Anastasia/Unhackable
Heys! Just calling to tells you about your Secret Santas! You get to buy for Norge! Hurrah!
Filtered to Lobelia/Unhackable
Hey Lobelia! Yous gets to buy for Anastasia! Has fun!
Filtered to Kou/Unhackable
Hey Kou. I draws a name for you, and you can shop for Nana!
Filtered to Norge/Unhackable and in Norwegian just in case
Hey buddies! You cans shops for Kou! I hopes you has fun!
Filtered to Hachi/Unhackable
Hey Hachi! Yous are the lucky person who gets to shops for me in the Secret Santas! If yous don'ts know whats to get me, you can gets mes lots of candies, or a new model airplane, or maybe evens a battle axe that glows red when it points south.
Unfiltered
Is is having a Secret Santas party at my place on December 23rds! Even if yous didn't sign up, you can still come and drink somes booze! And I'lls even plays some guitar.