Guess what? Hopper’s bringing me a retractable practice sword from China for my birthday! Wheeee! (Oh, and check out my new icon. Haha. I'm a bad person.)
Here, have a long meme as I have nothing interesting to say.
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pint_of_boyd blame her.
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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Why are all my friends so far awaaaaay?)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Mostly Monk or old crap shows. Haha.)
✓ I own lots of books. (-_-; heh)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (-left eyebrow raised-)
× I've watched porn movies. (ToT)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Well, sugared honesty is usually better... for your longlivity.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Trying to stop...)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (First year of High School.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Does my notebook count? It doubles as a weapon.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (HOOOOOOO boy!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Naw. I need to learn to live with my ugly bits.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (But soon Dad will need me to type his essay. And I will be gettin $20 a page again!)
× I love sushi. (Yeach.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Like Chip and Dale on speed.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Hehehehehe.)
✓ I have long hair. (-sing Hair-)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Arcade did me in.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Younger, and certantly not wiser, brother.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Long fingernails. So funny.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Haha. I shall avoid the annoying people.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most days.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Not that I find prostitutes evil, it's just that I don't think women should be pressured into it.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Well, more true friends than most. ^^)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Unless I dislike talking to that person in the first place.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Sometimes, but not obsessively.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (A little.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Maybe.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (-worried-)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Or adopt.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Except work.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Damn.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Wine. Wasn't bad. Drinking age should be 18.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Muahahaha!)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Damn straight!)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Yeah.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Now this I find lower than prostitution. The prostitutes have to.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I will dress-up until they stop giving me candy.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band?)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I'm a... conscientious objector. ^^)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Silly little punk I am.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Too old. -_-;)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (A little...)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I still bunny ears. YAY KINDERGARDEN!)
✓ I can work on a car. (I'll work on anything you want if you give me instructions.)
✓ I love my job(s). (Mostly because I don't have one.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Comfortable enough.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (But, alas, I have bad circulation and must oft cover them. If I smoked they'd fall off.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're good for getting off islands.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (-determitation-)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state. (Well, I probably will.)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (-shifty eyes-)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I was little, she was a little witch.)
× I fall for the worst people. (Is imaginary bad?)
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (This bothers me!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Sometimes)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Others have thought it to. Including many friends and teachers. -shake head-)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I would never clean my concience. I would go all Lady MacBeth.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Tiny pirate ships!)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Sorta.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Too cold. And I don't really appriciate the naked body.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (I actually have sexy toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (So bored.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Yes and no. New York, Texas, Michigan.)
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (When on fire.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Heh)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (My mother says I'm weird (but in a loving way).)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I cry at everything.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (HAHAHAHAHA! I also collect WEAPONDRY!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Especially me!)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (-sniff- You don't LIKE me?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Lalala)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Sorta)
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Nodnod)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (... not usually)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (It doesn't usually interfer with my life.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (CHINA!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (No! Dad's cool!)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I'm needly like that.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Sometimes.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Spanish, a little.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Never.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I've been annoyed at the rest of my gender...)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (They had me on purpose. Silly parents.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (It actually makes me feel good, but I am too lazy...)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (But OOOOOH how I want to.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Lying makes my teeth ache.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (It's called stupid. You can't fix stupid.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I was seven. I'm unconvetional.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (-_-; I'm the one who feeds and reminds these people to sleep.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Nope.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Lady MacBeth meets the crazy doctor.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (iPod or notebook)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Love hair)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (It just sorta happened...)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Case in Point: my funky pants and purple crocks.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Oh, I get them...)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I don't love it...)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (WHOOO!)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Or where Mom parked the dumb thing.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hmmm.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Jenny and I would be good friends. Even though she is a dumb blonde.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Wish I was Irish...)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Sooometimes.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (heh)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (You gotta deal.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Sometimes I catch myself being biased, but that's human nature.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (But I know who haaaaaas.)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hehe)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Fence it all away.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (What?)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (...
I understood so little of that.)
You Are 2: The Helper
You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.
You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.
Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.
You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.
What Number Are You? You Are The Empress
You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing.
You bring security and harmony to many.
At times, you are also a very sensual person.
You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire.
Your fortune:
You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life.
It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you.
It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be.
You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.
What Tarot Card Are You? I guess this means I'm motherly.