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[notababysaver]

I am not taking this crap from giant talking salt shakers!

... Okay, maybe I am.

[ooc: Jaye did not take the Daleks seriously. So she decided to kick one. Needless to say, she very quickly found herself stuck on Level 0.]

Comments

HEY NEIGHBOR

[mimic_peter]

That is kind of exactly what they are, isn't it? Giant talking salt shakers.

[notababysaver]

They totally are salt shakers. Which makes the whole shouting, moving, and taking over the place and kicking our butts thing kinda weird.

But then again... well... no, they're shaped like actual salt shakers, not pigs.

[mimic_peter]

Do I want to know about the pigs?

[notababysaver]

They're not here right now. I figured my parents would be upset if I stole them, even if they are cheap knock-offs.

[soundof_drums]

Welcome to the party!

[notababysaver]

Too bad there's no streamers and confetti. Or buffalo wings and booze. Upside? No karaoke machine either.

[soundof_drums]

No, just our eventual extermination.

[notababysaver]

You're all Mr. In-Charge Guy, right? So when the salt shakers decide to toilet-plunger or egg-whisk us all to death, yours is the name I'll probably go out cursing.

Just, ya know, a fair warning.

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS.

[daaalek]

SALT-SHAKER? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN!

I <3 DALEKS

[notababysaver]

You know, those things that sit on tables and... dispense salt when you shake them? The name is fairly self-explanatory.

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[daaalek]

THIS IS INCORRECT. DALEKS ARE NOT SALT-SHAKERS.

[notababysaver]

Yeeeaaah... ya kinda are.

[notababysaver]

I kicked one.

[notababysaver]

Well, I didn't have any reason to think it was a bad idea.