[Let one thing be known, Deidara was not a teacher because he cared for students. He was a teacher cause he needed a legal job to hell with the kids. And just to make that point even more clear he shows up to class half an hour late with a stripper hanging on to him.
When Deidara first walked into the classroom he looked confused for a moment before muttering,"fuck I thought this room was empty,un". With an arm wrapped around the stripper's waist he turns and is about to leave the room before he realizes that this classroom is his own and he has a lesson to teach] Fuck thats right I'm suppose to be teaching you brats today. . . Well lesson number one Shit Happens,un. . . Yeah thats your lesson for the day I'm done [And with that said Deidara is ready to leave. Anyone care to stop him?]
It takes Itachi a moment to recover his ability to speak after Deidara finishes talking. He hasn't had the easiest time so far, and so is not happy that Deidara has turned up spectacularly late, with a stripper hanging off his arm and drunk to boot.
"Deidara-sempai. So glad you deigned to come down from your high Throne Of Art to grace us mere mortal academics with your artistic presence."
Venom more concentrated, a classroom has scarcely seen.
And Deidara only grins back at Itachi's vemon and gets the bright idea that playing the game 'pissing Itachi off' is a good idea.
"Well if you want me around so badly,un," Deidara, along with the stripper come inside the classroom. Deidara takes a seat in his chair, before pullling the stripper into his lap.
". . . So what the hell am I suppose to be teaching these brats?"
"Well, almighty Deidara-sama-" (can't you just taste the sarcasm?) ", a good start would be teaching them not to bring hookers to work, because we do not want them turning out like you."
Itachi is really not in the mood for this. Which makes it even funnier, because Deidara apparently is.
"Lesbians? That is awesome, but where,un?" That voice coming from the pretty blonde,very deep and very manly. If you look hard enough, you'll notice a lack of boobs.
*takes a moment away from the argument to see Naruto waving a small encouragement flag, of the kind that anime characters seem to be able to summon from hammerspace*
*uurrghhhgufhgur bleary eyed and still drowsy. She straightens up pretty quickly at the sight of the chemistry lab's state, however. Popcorn? Throwing chemicals? Please let this just be another unexplainable dream.*
... Sakura-chan? Wh-what just happened-
*Thankfully she is alert enough to duck that flying bunsen burner.*
[ She follows your gaze around the room, biting back a laugh when she saw Sasuke pull his stunt. Turning back to you now, and offering a sheepish grin. ]
Mmm.. well a popcorn experiment's going on right now, some talk about lesbians, your cousin's finishing making himself some sleeping gas, Sasuke's getting away with his brother business--oh! And a certain loudmouth being late to class. That's it so far.
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When Deidara first walked into the classroom he looked confused for a moment before muttering,"fuck I thought this room was empty,un". With an arm wrapped around the stripper's waist he turns and is about to leave the room before he realizes that this classroom is his own and he has a lesson to teach] Fuck thats right I'm suppose to be teaching you brats today. . . Well lesson number one Shit Happens,un. . . Yeah thats your lesson for the day I'm done [And with that said Deidara is ready to leave. Anyone care to stop him?]
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"Deidara-sempai. So glad you deigned to come down from your high Throne Of Art to grace us mere mortal academics with your artistic presence."
Venom more concentrated, a classroom has scarcely seen.
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"Well if you want me around so badly,un," Deidara, along with the stripper come inside the classroom. Deidara takes a seat in his chair, before pullling the stripper into his lap.
". . . So what the hell am I suppose to be teaching these brats?"
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Itachi is really not in the mood for this. Which makes it even funnier, because Deidara apparently is.
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Lesbians! Awesome!
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(quietly) "...Good one, though."
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"You and your girly hairstyle."
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...This is ridiculous...
*Neji busily goes about gathering ingredients off the shelves to make a sleeping gas*
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..totally convinced they're dating now 8Db wonders who the pretty girl with Deidara is~*
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*looks decidedly baffled*
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... Sakura-chan? Wh-what just happened-
*Thankfully she is alert enough to duck that flying bunsen burner.*
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Mmm.. well a popcorn experiment's going on right now, some talk about lesbians, your cousin's finishing making himself some sleeping gas, Sasuke's getting away with his brother business--oh! And a certain loudmouth being late to class. That's it so far.
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