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i forgot to mention that the other night i had a dream about an 80s night wedding. it involved white thrift-store dresses and going down the aisle to an instrumental version of the 80s night jam ( Read more... )

on friday night, i actually used the phrase 'sexual mathematics'. i'll be writing a self-help book about it soon ( Read more... )

well, as i hoped, 80s night patched me right up, even if it was shorter than usual ( Read more... )

this is probably all because i have been listening to the rent soundtrack too much...or because i've been to the movies too many times in the last few weeks...too many afternoons and evenings walking back out into the parking lot with that strangely-buzzed feeling i get (even when the movie is bad, and only one has been so far ( Read more... )

this morning while i was getting ready for class, i listened to john prine for the first time in a long time. in the shower i sang loudly and with a country accent, "YOUR FLAG DECAL WON'T GET YOU INTO HEAVEN ANYMORE ( Read more... )

the last 7-10 days i've been in my head way too much. this has a lot to do with the lack of human contact that came as a result of my bout with bird flu/black-death-on-the-tan-carpet as well as the fact that i think everyone is a little off lately due to stress, work, and (according to maria) a near-global case of sex deprivation ( Read more... )

what. the. fuck ( Read more... )

well, i went to school in full dyke-gear today: khaki cargo shorts, boxers, koonce's shirt. i'm not usually so "demonstrative" anymore. mostly because i think it's gross, except for in the case of ADVANCE where i guess i thought it was hilarious (due almost in full to the reaction from paul and the fact that natchitoches brings out the gay ( Read more... )