006 A Matter of Some Urgency [Public]

[notabomber]

Members of the Winding Way. It has come to my attention that a man by the name of Gintoki Sakata has been requesting employment upon your ship. I urge you not to hire this man. It's true he is strong. Nearly everything else he has said, however, is a lie. He's neither humble, nor a hard worker, and is in possession of a natural perm that is likely

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[private -- very hackable]

[notabomber]

I am not. I'm a highly regarded officer of the Ivonian navy. Unlike you, I am capable of being a responsible human being.

[private -- very hackable]

[notabomber]

My hair in never tangled. I take very good care of it. And it's Katsura, you empty-headed freeloader. K-a-t-s-u-r-a. Surely it can't be that difficult to remember.

[notabomber]

Mr. Sakata,

It may interest you to know that my family has a very well respected, highly accomplished lawyer on retainer. If you persist in attempting to file charges, you may find yourself in quite the unfortunate position. Furthermore, there is no one here by the name of 'Zura.' You may have some difficulty in filing charges. Lastly, slander is spoken, not written. You may wish to brush up on your legal knowledge before proceeding further.

Sincerely,

Lt. Commander Kotato Katsura.

[notabomber]

If you insist on doing such a thing, the consequences will be... dire indeed.

[tiny_tinker_toy]

...Well, we once had a crewmember who was totally insane, but was a genius in the engine room, so really, I don't think this guy could be much worse.

[notabomber]

It sounds as if that crewmemeber was useful in some capacity, however. Unless you consider nose-picking as a talent, this man has none.

[tiny_tinker_toy]

He said he was a good desert chef.

[notabomber]

The only thing he's good at is eating said deserts.