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[notadragongirl]

Ryuuko's too young to marry Ari! Ryuuko doesn't even know what she did! Someone help Ryuuko. Please.

Comments

[lightning_strke]

... Girls can marry girls...??

[notadragongirl]

Ryuuko doesn't know anything about that!

[lightning_strke]

... I really kinda somewhat sure that girls don't usually marry girls!

[notadragongirl]

Well it's not that Ryuuko DOESN'T want to. But Ryuuko doesn't! Why would Ryuuko do something like that, usual or not?

[fantomechasseur]

Are you two still on about that? Ugh. I'll talk to Ari about it once she calms down if you want.

...but only because I want my assistants back to a normal functioning mood. I definitely wouldn't involve myself in this kind of...thing otherwise.

[notadragongirl]

...You're our sidekick, Toto.

[fantomechasseur]

LIES!!

[notadragongirl]

But you are! The boy is always the girls side-kick! You got Ryuuko into trouble, having to duel that ghost.

You also think Ryuuko is a dragon, when Ryuuko clearly says Ryuuko's not! Ryuuko doesn't think you should talk to Ari. Ryuuko will talk to Ari Ryuuko-self! And Ryuuko drag Toto and Tofu and head-hurty name along if things get out of hand.

[pureplainpatron]

Distract her with bonfire material, and hope she forgets all about it.

Also, considering you're in high school, it's not really 'too' early. Early, yes, but not all that much.

[notadragongirl]

...Ryuuko can't build a bonfire!

...Don't encourage Ari!

[pureplainpatron]

...why not? Just gather a bunch of wood and put it into a pile. Hopefully away from everything else.

Just saying.

[notadragongirl]

...Ryuuko can't find that much wood.

Ryuuko doesn't even need to think about things like that!