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Oct 10, 2007 21:17

I found out that I need glasses. after many, many years of above-average vision and black-sheepiness in my family (they all, after all, wear glasses), it's time. it's time for glasses. it's time to put an end to the squinting, the watery eyes, the itchiness and the headaches after work ( Read more... )

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septemberglows October 11 2007, 04:06:00 UTC

i thought glockenspiel too.

farmerthoth October 11 2007, 14:37:47 UTC

COCKTOBERFEST!

notafountainpen October 11 2007, 15:00:59 UTC

for some reason, that one never came up.

I would hope it would be wholesome. like, a festival of chickens.

we were listening to the radio and we heard a woman call in and say, "I have a car full of pigeons, and I'm driving to madison, and when I get there I'm going to let them all out and see who gets back first."

but we thought she said: "I have a car full of chickenheads."

oh my god, can you imagine.

farmerthoth October 11 2007, 21:00:55 UTC

speaking of chickenheads, because I went to a hick school where boys kept shotguns in their cars so as to be able to quickly go from hunting to school to back again, my friend Sunnie had the most DISGUSTING prank played on her by said yahoos:

they took a dismembered duck head from their hunting excursions and skewered it onto front antenna of her car, right through the eyeball. not kidding. and because she didn't want to touch it, it stayed there until it rotted away.

seriously.

recuntulous October 11 2007, 20:30:56 UTC

you should really see/remember? the list of octopus rhymes, because they all rhyme with octoberfest too. Rocktoberfest, Socktoberfest, Clocktoberfest, Doctoberfest, Gawktoberfest...

septemberglows October 11 2007, 22:59:08 UTC

socktoberfest! that sounds great!

captain_hayduke October 12 2007, 02:14:52 UTC

mocktober fest! and someone like pauly shore could MC.

why didn't i see you when you were in beloit amy elliot? that makes me a bit sullen.

notafountainpen October 12 2007, 17:31:41 UTC

I'm sorry, for some reason I thought you were graduated, or out of the country. I don't know. I didn't really go on campus at all and I saw like three people.

next time.

or, come to milwaukee.

or we should be penpals.

farmerthoth October 16 2007, 16:54:33 UTC

how was Biketoberfest?! Ben came back happy, but with a banged-up knee. HE said it was awesome, though. How did you like it?